- The hangouts of healers and hoaxers around one of our best known medical streets, those characters who made medical history in London for the greater worldwide good, or dangerously for deception and even death with their ‘quackery’ and queasy cures.
Greenwich Shore Excursion: Rob’s 'Medical Madness' Walking Tour with Black Cab Transportation
Experience London's wild medical history with Rob's 'Medical Madness' tour. A private black cab picks you up at Greenwich Ship Tier and drops you off to meet Rob for the walking tour. Discover the city's funny and sometimes shocking past of healing and quackery. Afterwards, your cab is ready to take you directly back to your ship, guaranteeing a timely return.

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Itinerary so far...
Traverse the London streets of Marylebone, Fitzrovia and Bloomsbury in search of those places and people who have made our capital city a nest of disease and contamination, but also a metropolis of healing and good health, starting directly from Greenwich Ship Tier with a 'meet and greet' from a qualified London taxi driver and guide.
Our start point for this fascinating walking tour is St. Andrew’s Place near the medicinal garden of the famous Royal College of Physicians, and after the walking tour, you'll be transported back to Greenwich Ship Tier in the Black Cab, ensuring you're back on time to meet your ship.

- A ‘tongue in cheek’ look at the royals and high ranking government ministers, and whether they were fit to rule us, either physically, mentally or morally - and whether they were well enough to take charge of our nation at all!

- The real reason for those expressions ‘dutch courage’, ‘one for the road’ and ‘on the wagon’, and medicine's long and complex relationship between getting a patient back on their feet and boozing!

- Medicine and sexuality, and undress the often unsavoury tales of the relationship between the medical profession and sex and sexology, as we take a walk on the wide side to uncover the innovation from practitioners who would liberate people from centuries of intolerance.
- Medicine at the Movies! It’s lights, scalpel, action as we check out our obsession with the silver screen and tragic, comic, romance, scandal and intrigue in fiction.
Our tour end point is the Welcome Collection in Euston Road, where I shall introduce you to the museum highlights and any exhibitionsnthat are on at the time. This space has an excellent cafe, as well as restrooms.
Seamless Return to Greenwich
After your captivating London experience, you'll bid farewell to Rob. Your driver-guide will then escort you back to Greenwich Ship Tier, coordinating the return journey to ensure you arrive with ample time before your ship sails.
- The London black cab is wheelchair-accessible and permitted in areas restricted to regular vehicles. Accommodates up to 6 passengers without luggage. For groups of 7 to 12 without luggage, we can provide a second cab, and for groups of 13 to 18, a third cab.
- This same tour is available as part of a Greenwich Transfer Tour which takes into account the transportation of luggage.
- The walking tour itself lasts around 3 hours. We suggest wearing comfortable footwear and weather-appropriate clothing.
Type: Shore Excursion
Exclusives: Walking tour with Rob Woodford—an experienced, qualified London Black Cab Driver
Price: From £380 (up to 18 guests)
Languages: English
Pick up: Pick up & drop off - Greenwich Ship Tier
- Pick up: Greenwich Ship Tier
- Tour start point: St. Andrew’s Place
- Royal College of Physicians
- Park Square East: The Diorama
- Regent’s Park
- Marylebone Road: St.Marylebone Church, Charles Dickens Plaque, Royal Academy of Music
- Marylebone High Street
- King Edward VII Hospital
- Weymouth Street
- Arthur Conan Doyle Plaque
- 17 Wimpole Mews
- Harley Street: Florence Nightingale Plaque, Lionel Logue Plaque
- Park Crescent: Duke of Kent Statue
- Portland Place: Sir Joseph Lister Statue, Royal institute of British Architects, Polish Embassy
- Langham Place: The Langham Hotel, BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), All Soul’s Church
- Regent Street
- The Speakeasy Club
- Great Titchfield Street, Langham Street & Foley Street
- Cleveland Street: (Site of) Middlesex Hospital Workhouse
- Maple Street & Fitzroy Square
- University College Hospital
- Whitfield Street: Marie Stopes Clinic
- Tottenham Court Road, Huntley Street & Gower Street
- Wellcome Collection (key highlights and end of tour)
- Drop off: Greenwich Ship Tier